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"World's Most Dangerous Terror Regime" Forgot to Commit Any Terrorism After Tehran Bombed in 2025
In an unexpected turn of events, the Islamic Republic of Iran - long designated "the most dangerous terrorist regime on Earth" - failed to commit any terrorism for six months after the June 2025 Israeli-American bombing of its capital.
By Scott Christenson🌴a day ago in The Swamp
The Government's About To Drop Another Round Of Secret Files
Another Dump of Files Courtesy of Donald Trump He’s almost transparent enough you can see right through him. The most transparent president in modern US history is about to be even more transparent. After months and months of scrutiny and obsession by the American people, and the rest of the world, Trump’s about to dump all over the place. That’s more files, we hope.
By Jason Ray Morton 10 days ago in The Swamp
The Protection-of-Innocence Reciprocity Doctrine. AI-Generated.
Core Moral Premise The highest duty of any legitimate social order is the protection of innocent life. Innocent life has absolute moral primacy. Any system that systematically insulates predators, tolerates predatory asymmetry, rewards hypocrisy, or allows aggressors to retain insulation has inverted its purpose and forfeited legitimacy. Truth, justice, reciprocity, humility, mercy, forgiveness, and vertical accountability are structural necessities rather than optional virtues. Vertical accountability means recognition of and submission to a moral law higher than oneself. Authority must flow toward those who most consistently demonstrate sustained competence in moral and epistemic discipline. This competence is shown through observable conduct and trajectory over time, not through doctrinal label, tribal identity, credential alone, or self-profession.
By Peter Thwing - Host of the FST Podcast11 days ago in The Swamp
A Gathering of Evil Bosses. Top Story - February 2026.
“I’m the queen of chin jutting while I smooth my hair, attacking, insulting, and deflecting to protect my appointer.” “Oh, please, Blondi, my hair is curled, highlighted, and longer than yours. I feature television commercials telling immigrants that we will give them a free plane ride home, and if they voluntarily turn themselves in, they will be allowed to legally apply for re-entry. It runs everywhere, and I look good in it! You can’t compete because of your blond hair. Mine is nicer, and my lips are prettier than yours.”
By Andrea Corwin 13 days ago in The Swamp
