Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic Taco Bell Futurist 🌮 ☇ a sexy ♒ Aquarian oddball with an erratic brain↯🧠↯ author of comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror.

I am shock therapy.⚡ Subscribing risks electrocution↯.

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I Think, Therefore I Meme
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ This bunch of memes is another old collection. It was originally published way back when, before this place had a Humor Community. 👍 I have updated the lame jokes, however, so there is new jocularity here to enjoy.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
You're Simply the Best . Top Story - November 2024.
Dear Everyone, Bear with me. I want to give you some background context. I have epilepsy. The seizures that I have had since 2019 wipe my memory, blur my focus, and dim my ability to concentrate.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humans
dehctateD
----- _Do I blame him for shutting me out; I cannot ----- _Every hot pattern in me refuses to be untaught ----- _He's not intimate enough, but he always shows concern
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
Limbo
"Emotionally "detached"<-— that's what he tells me "don't know how I feel." 💔 by ___________________Bolt ⚡ Original story☝️ by ©️William Markly O'Neal II, 2024 - All rights reserved ⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Poets
🎼🎺 It Don't Meme A Thing..!
I'm outta control! I've lost my mind!!! {I never actually had it.} I'm going through all the stages of grief (in I don't know what order) for not winning the Sky-ku challenge. 😭😭😭😭😭
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
That which does not Kill Us makes Us Memer
Hello! ⚡🖐️😁⚡ It's me again, _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another edition of Meme-ing Madness! There are numerous episodes of this nonsense, including a couple that won Top Story awards!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The Meme-ing of Life is to Find Your Gift; The Purpose of Memes are to Give Them Away
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ Phone a friend! Tell your neighbors! Harass your in-laws! I'm back with a repeated edition of Meme-ing Madness!!!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
I Have Always Depended on Stealing the Memes of Strangers. Top Story - November 2024.
I'm back! ⚡😉👍 Are you excited? Be excited, friends and reading captives!!! This is an entirely new Edition of Meme-ing Madness! (11/11/24)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
I Have a Super Dilemma— ⚡🫤
I'm a superhero. ⚡😁👍 It's a dangerous job, but somebody's gotta do it. I often wonder how many other superheroic authors are on Vocal. ⚡🤔
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Geeks
Quote the Raven: "Memeingmore!"
Here's Another Edition of this shit! ⚡😁👍 Let's hope this nonsensical collection is good for a giggle or six! Steal these memes if you are so inclined. Return them to their natural habitat on the Internet.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The Changing Face of America
I live in Indiana. It's a 'Red State.' 🤢🤮 When Trump was elected President in the abysmal year of 2016, his Vice President was Mike Pence. Pence was the former governor of Indiana. Mike was a typical conservative in most ways. He was a notorious homophobe.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in The Swamp
They were the Best of Memes, They were the Worst of Memes
I'm seriously out of control! Someone should seriously stop me! I'm having too much fun! Okay. I won't stop. I published this stuff originally in a Place-That-Shall-Remain-Nameless (🤐the Journal Community) before there was a proper place at Vocal for comedy. Recently I've been migrating shit over here, where it belongs. I've updated this routine and removed all those contagious Covid jokes that weren't funny at all. All they did was cause inflation. My Bad. 🤷
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor