Satire
How to Survive an Alien Abduction
1. Introduction It is no secret that the river is not as safe as it used to be. The threats that have risen against us have multiplied on a massive scale. I’m not talking about bears, eagles, or even one another, I’m talking about a far more formidable foe. Many have said that they are just a myth or a scary bedtime story for your fingerlings, but the truth is, they’re out there lying in wait for us. If they weren’t, we wouldn’t have seen so many disappearances as we have in this past season. Make no mistake, aliens are very real. That is why I’m here to tell you exactly what you need to do in the event of a close encounter.
By Levi Dickson2 months ago in Fiction
The Wannabe Supermodel Rulebook. Honorable Mention in Instructions Included Challenge. Top Story - January 2026. Content Warning.
Before we begin, I must be clear: your chances of succeeding in this cutthroat industry are slim to nihilistic nil. Nevertheless, as the head of Models Maximal, I am obligated to outline the 49 rules for overnight success.
By Edward Swafford2 months ago in Fiction
Becoming the Perfect You.. Content Warning.
Let's welcome the New Year not with resolutions or goals but with becoming the best version of yourself. Step One: Figure out what it is you like about yourself. Take these aspects about yourself and continue to improve these.
By Jen Phillips2 months ago in Fiction
Space Affairs
Part 1: The Talk Roman and Lisa were sitting in a bedroom. Its interior looked like a mix between a teenager’s heartfelt expression and an old wooden attic about to crumble every second now. They had agreed to come to this space, where they assumed no one would disturb them. After all, it wasn’t only forbidden to enter the room, it was also quite challenging to find it in the first place.
By Paul Fingl2 months ago in Fiction
Ego 1 — Love 0
The restaurant lighting cast a shadow over Solly’s worried brow. Biting her lip anxiously, she glanced around at the other diners to stop herself from checking her watch for the hundredth time! Soft melodic tones blended into the low hum of chatter, soothing her nerves a little, but not as much as her wine. The wine helped enormously!
By Chantal Christie Weiss2 months ago in Fiction
Drone Attack Claim on Putin’s Residence
Drone Attack Claim on Putin’s Residence: What We Know and What Remains Unproven In recent days, headlines around the world have reported claims from the Russian government that a drone attack targeted the residence of President Vladimir Putin. According to Moscow, Ukrainian drones attempted to strike a location connected to the Russian leader, raising fears of a dramatic escalation in the ongoing Russia-Ukraine war. However, as with many events in this conflict, the truth is more complex than the initial claims suggest.
By Wings of Time 2 months ago in Fiction
