Satire

Unfinished
Once upon a time, not so long ago, in a kingdom full of bright green meadows and sprawling, densely packed forestry. Smaller villages and towns lined the rough roads that intertwined towards the castle. All roads indeed led to Castle Muckle Glaikit. The proud Unbarmherzig royal family had inhabited the castle for many centuries. Although generally well liked, King Eroberer, Queen Eitel, and their children—Prince Tumb and Princess Verderblich—were respected accordingly.
By Paul Stewart2 months ago in Fiction
Ron's had too much acid. Content Warning.
"Uuh, that bass is good." "For real. Straight to the heart. Damn it, I feel alive again! Didn't even know how much I needed this. Good plan. God's plan."
By Paul Fingl2 months ago in Fiction
Mom's Facebook Page
"Wow, she's hot! Is that really your mom?" "Yeah. Mom's in love with herself. A real selfie queen." "Man, I think I'm in love with your mom."
By Gail Winfree2 months ago in Fiction
How to Fuck Around
So, you’ve been invited to a party. You are excited to go, right? What? You aren’t excited or aren’t going? You remember the last party you went to and it was a total awkward disaster? Oh, boy, you’re right, you probably just shouldn’t go. What’s that? But you really want to go, but you’ll need some advice on how to interact with peers, socialize, and basically, you know…
By Amos Glade2 months ago in Fiction
Welcome to Club Hell
This is a drabble for Lana's unofficial challenge: Putin saw, Джозеф, emblazoned on the forehead of a man shaking him. “Wake up, Vlad.”
By Andrea Corwin 2 months ago in Fiction
Immortal? To Hell!
”Where am I?” Putin asked, feeling out his face. The words came out garbled, splatting blood all over his hands. “Hell!” someone boomed.
By Lana V Lynx2 months ago in Fiction
How to Survive in an ’80s Horror Movie
If you are reading this, congratulations. You are either incredibly lucky, deeply cautious, or already suspicious enough to know that something is very wrong.
By Erica Roberts 2 months ago in Fiction
How to understand men
Introduction: You may have chosen this guide from a lineup of many, as there are numerous words written on this subject, and even careers have been established in this arena. However, today I present the only thing you will need to understand a man. Luckily for us women, men are simple creatures, and for that reason, they do not even see us coming. This is an all-encompassing guide; however, there is room for customization, so please feel free to add your own flair to any of these rules as I break them down for you. Keep in mind that the most important part for you to remember is that you are the only you there is; for this reason, you must, and I repeat, be true to yourself. Without further ado, I present to you "How to Understand Men".
By Jazzy 2 months ago in Fiction
Citizens Guide to Contemporary Life
Citizens Guide to Contemporary Life. This manual is prescribed for modern citizens in order to optimize efficiency and productivity. Significant changes may or may not be required depending upon the citizens starting point. Differing starting points may require extra time for realignment. This manual applies to those living individually, in shared housing, employed and unemployed.
By Schmalz2 months ago in Fiction
Just A Friendly Reminder
Hello Residents, this is the President of your HOA, Cardwell Highground, with a friendly reminder to all 711 houses in our Community. (For your assistance, I have underlined items below.)
By Andrea Corwin 2 months ago in Fiction
How to Write a Bestselling Fantasy Romance Novel
So, you're a big fantasy novel fan, and you want to write your own. You want to finally make your own living from something that brings you joy and passion.
By Noelle Spaulding 2 months ago in Fiction
When Management Met the Menu
The world of management consultancy is often characterised as one of anally-retentive, middle-aged middle managers who, having been shit-canned for taking ruinous initiatives while employed, are then freed to consult as external leadership-for-hire. The idea is that their initial employer can deploy them positively by taking their stupid ideas and catastrophic behaviour to the ever-accepting, willing maws of their competitors.
By Ian Vince2 months ago in Fiction