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The Apocolympics
Greetings from the 51st Century. Earth’s Most Esteemed Leader, Barry Turdhammer from Estates and Resources Facilitation, has always been an advocate of the brilliance of our forebears in the Dark Arts of Middle Management. An omnixpert at formication, and a Gold Belt Middle Master Guru of the August Institute of Procedural Malignancy, Barry Turdhammer was raised on stories of derring-do in the field of Early Administrative Productivity.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
The Substitute Santa
It was December 21st, three days before Christmas eve. Santa was busy in his workshop going over some last minute details before the big night. He was busy putting a few finishing touches on a new gizmo he had been working on.
By Scott A. Geseabout a year ago in Humor
The World According to Garp
The World According to Garp is a film based, in a very strict sense, on the 1978 bestseller by John Irving. I dreamt it last night, so I realized this was a sign I needed to get up and write about it. Which, by the way, entailed me rewatching it after decades, a rewardingly detached, if enjoyable, experience.
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Humor
My Doctor Thinks He’s a Comedian!
My doctor thinks he’s funny. Always playing it for laughs. I phoned him last week because I thought I had Monkey Pox symptoms. “No problem,” he said. “Swing by tomorrow and I’ll take a look.”
By Brendan Donaghyabout a year ago in Humor
I Have Always Depended on Stealing the Memes of Strangers
I'm back! ⚡😉👍 Are you excited? Be excited, friends and reading captives!!! This is an entirely new Edition of Meme-ing Madness! (11/11/24)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
- Melt Me -
– The past is a nice place to visit but you can’t live there – This is me teasing me ~ Day to Day ~ Authors © Own Mobile Food Trucks Parked in front of Brick & Mortar establishments – Currently a trending roadside dining experience - Once Dubbed 'Roach Coaches' along with 'Sterile' non-taxable sidewalk vendors. If you don't remember the sweet sound of the 'Good Humor' truck, along with the excitement it brought, even for those few moments then that's not a memory we share and you are clearly out of the senior demographic required reading department, and probably won't relate to this article – I get that.
By Jay Kantor10 months ago in Humor
UMSDERWPFLEPI Crowns Climate Chaos Queen
⛔️ CONTENT WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART In a move that has left even the most dedicated chemtrail enthusiasts questioning their grip on reality, Idaho’s Ultra-Mega-Super-Duper Extreme Right Wing Patriot Freedom Liberty Eagle Party (UMSDERWPFLEPI) has officially crowned Marjorie Taylor Greene as their honorary “Queen of Climate Control.”
By Testabout a year ago in Humor
I’m Putting on My Nicest Boxers Today!
It’s 9.00 a.m. on Monday morning. It’s raining hard. I’m outside the back door, coat on, hood up. I’ve got the blue recycling bin tipped up at a 45-degree angle and my head and shoulders are deep inside it.
By Brendan Donaghyabout a year ago in Humor
Cannibal! The Musical
Trey Parker and Matt Stone—two dudes who would soon become infamous for the unstoppable cultural nuke "South Park"—started their journey with this bizarre little project, Cannibal! The Musical. Now, if you’ve ever wondered what kind of movie two soon-to-be comedy titans make in college with a shoestring budget, bad wigs, and a bunch of snow, this is it. It’s crude, it’s cheap, and it’s completely hilarious in the most messed-up way possible.
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Humor
My Supermarket Was Selling Sausages at Three for a Pound Today!
Someone I know likes to get value for money when she shops. No names, no pack drill. We'll have no trial by social media here.
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
In the Navy
— Swim with the Fishes — Reverse Engines~Put on the Brakes~Toss a Life Saver Naval Lore: Bell Bottoms tied together puffed as air-filled 'Flotations.' Who would have known?
By Jay Kantor10 months ago in Humor
TURNING 70
Should I wake up breathing on August 24th, people who have known me since my youth will say that I beat the odds. No one-- and I do mean no one-- believed I would survive my 20s. My Mother used to say, whenever I called from a payphone in the middle of nowhere, "You're going to end up dead in a ditch!"
By Tina D'Angelo2 years ago in Humor