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Keep Practicing
BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! ~Keep practicing! Well one day you just might be a, um..a writer? It truly means so much to me to have such heartfelt insights from the side-lines from unknown sources. Sorcerers? Smiley face! Gots to smile! Let's see what ole Rock can do about this.
By ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)20 days ago in Humor
Rest Area Bathrooms Should Be Classified as Crime Scenes...
There are places all over America where the law feels… optional. Back alleys, internet comment sections, and rest area bathrooms. Mostly rest area bathrooms.
By The Pompous Post22 days ago in Humor
America’s Untapped Energy Crisis May Be Closer Than We Think...
For decades, policymakers, scientists, and think tanks alike have searched desperately for a clean, renewable, domestic energy source. One capable of freeing the nation from its dependence on fossil fuels. Solar has promise. Wind has potential. Nuclear remains controversial.
By The Pompous Post27 days ago in Humor
The Bionic Herald Declares War on the Grey Lady...
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Pompous Post recently came into possession of the following document while rummaging through the digital equivalent of a filing cabinet marked “Probably Important.” What appears to be the opening salvo in a potential journalistic battle royale (a term we are using in the broadest sense and without paying any royalties to Vince McMahon) raised enough questions about integrity, tradition, and the future of news that we felt obligated to share it. We believe in transparency, facts, and letting readers decide for themselves… especially when the gloves come off.
By The Pompous Post29 days ago in Humor
How To Label*
Ah, labeling. Whether with pencil or with pen, whether on paper or on one’s computer, labelling can be quite the affair. The act of defining what a good or a service is has the ability to be quite complicated, in fact.
By Snarky Lisaabout a month ago in Humor
Nothing Has Made Me Feel Older Than My Relationship With Passwords...
There are many ways a person comes to terms with aging. Some notice it in the mirror. Others feel it in their knees and back while exiting a chair, a car, a bed, etc. A few brave souls acknowledge it when music from their youth starts playing in grocery stores.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
Rick and Isabel vs. The Billionaires (Part Two)
Find Part One below toward the middle of this article 🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️ A few weeks ago, I put together an AI‑created short film called Rick and Isabel vs. The Billionaires, with a promise of doing a part two.
By Rick Henry Christopher about a month ago in Humor
People Who Say “No Offense” and Absolutely Mean Offense...
Many phrases in the English language signal danger. Here are some classics… “Can I be honest with you?” “We need to talk.”
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
DEAR POMPOUS...
The Pompous Post Editorial Board receives many letters. Most are polite. Some are alarming. A few appear to have been written moments before a major life decision.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
Minutes from the Town Hall Meeting
The town hall meeting began at 7:00 p.m. exactly, which was notable only because the clock mounted above the podium had been wrong for several years and nobody had been permitted to mention it.
By Logan M. Snyderabout a month ago in Humor
EXCLUSIVE: The Pompous Post Investigates “Milton Barrington III, Esquire” - A Lawyer Who Has Failed the Bar Exam Nine Times but Refuses to Stop Practicing Law Anyway.
The Pompous Post has always stood for truth, accountability, and protecting the public from quietly confident disasters. Which brings us to Milton Barrington III, Esquire.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Gloria's Special Guest. Top Story - January 2026.
“Debbie darling,” Gloria shouted toward the hallway in a terrible fake English accent, “I need your help. I can’t snap the last hook on my bra.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor