Satire
WHY DOES IT COST $100 FOR A PIZZA POCKET AND A TOILET BRUSH?
Economists, psychologists, and at least three very confused cashiers have confirmed a groundbreaking discovery. You cannot, under ANY circumstance, walk into a store for one item… and walk out with only that one item.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Echoes of the Green Light
The summer air of West Egg shimmered like liquid gold, heavy with the scent of gardenias and freshly cut grass. I, Nick Carraway, had returned from my small Midwestern town, seeking the promise of opportunity and the allure of a world I had only read about in newspapers and novels. Little did I know that the world I was about to enter was one of shimmering lights, whispered rumors, and heartbreak dressed in silk and champagne.
By Abubakar khan 4 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest: Ziggy. Top Story - November 2025.
The Board Meeting “I have one last comment before this meeting adjourns,” Jason Pooper said. “Gloria, the glamorous makeup without your glasses received very low ratings. Put your glasses back on. People want your classic look.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 4 months ago in Humor
The “Five-Second Rule” Is Scientifically Valid!
In a stunning revelation that has shocked scientists, parents, and snack enthusiasts alike, researchers at the Institute of Selective Germ Theory have officially confirmed that the “Five-Second Rule” is, in fact, scientifically valid. Provided that one counts extremely quickly and maintains unwavering confidence while doing so.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
THE INNER MONOLOGUE OLYMPICS: Overthinking Events You Haven’t Even Attended Yet
In a stunning display of psychological endurance, humanity has collectively entered what experts are calling The Inner Monologue Olympics. A high-stakes mental tournament where every competitor is both the athlete and their own worst critic.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
The Wi-Fi Prophet of Addis Ababa
If you ever lose internet in Addis, you pray. You restart the router, switch SIM cards, whisper a small “please, Ya Egziabher” — and when that fails, you blame Ethio Telecom. But one man believed there was a spiritual reason behind slow connections. His name? Mebratu Teklu, self-proclaimed Wi-Fi Prophet of Addis Ababa.
By John Abesellom's4 months ago in Humor
THE WONDERS OF PET OWNERSHIP (AND OTHER LIES WE TELL OURSELVES)
POMP BAY, USA - For centuries, humankind has proudly proclaimed itself the master of the animal kingdom. We have domesticated wolves, tamed jungle cats, and invited birds to share our homes in exchange for a few crackers and the occasional unsolicited scream.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
