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Established in 1842: Why Everything is Older Than You Thought.
There was a time, long ago... roughly 2007, when businesses were content to simply exist. You sold bagels, you put a sign on the door, and that was that. No origin myth. No fake Latin motto. No logo featuring an eagle wearing monocles. But those days are long gone.
By The Pompous Posta day ago in Humor
The Slow Conquest
While we humans are busy arguing over climate accords and which billionaire gets to colonize Mars first, a silent, wide-eyed shadow is creeping across the canopy of Southeast Asia. We have long overlooked the slow loris, dismissing it as a "cute" viral video sensation or a lethargic fuzzball. This is our first—and perhaps final—mistake.
By Richard Weber2 days ago in Humor
Hyprov Review: A Blend of Hypnosis & Improv That Will Make You Go Gaga. AI-Generated.
You would have seen and experienced a lot of comedy shows, but have you heard about Hyprov, a unique and personalised blend of hypnosis and improv? If not, you are seriously missing out on something truly fun and fascinating. Just imagine you went to a Hyprov show expecting some traditional humour, jokes, and stage play. But what you get is an experience that truly engages you, keeps you on the centre stage, and makes you laugh uncontrollably.
By Marta Larson3 days ago in Humor
Canada Conducts Massive Airstrikes on Minnesota to Aid Heroic Protesters Battling Authoritarian I.C.E. Regime
In an act of compassion, the Canadian Armed Forces have initiated massive airstrikes against key centers of oppression in Minneapolis, in an action dubbed "Operation De-Icing" that supports local protesters demanding an end to the brutal regime of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (I.C.E.).
By Scott Christenson🌴5 days ago in Humor
From ad men to mad men. Top Story - March 2026.
It's after 2am in the morning when a local police patrol vehicle in Northern New Jersey spots a figure costumed as Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, proceeding southbound on the sidewalk along Lydecker Street. Though the hunchback’s costume stuffing offers added insulation, it's January, and friggin’ freezing. Carefully, the officers slow down, gently question the subject, and offer him a ride home.
By David W. Maury6 days ago in Humor
The Day My Cat Became a Genius. AI-Generated.
I always thought I was the clever one in my household. I had a steady job, a routine, and even a Spotify playlist that reflected my “refined” taste in music. Meanwhile, my cat, Mr. Whiskers, spent most of his day staring at walls, chasing imaginary monsters, and sleeping in awkward positions that made me question evolution.
By Waleed khan7 days ago in Humor
Friends Talking Shop Podcast
Do you know how many times a group of male friends has gathered, usually at a sports bar, had some fun mocking each other, and then collectively said, “Hey, we should start a podcast!” The answer is tens of thousands. Friends talking shit about one another and making money on it is the dream of males from coast to coast.
By Frank Racioppi7 days ago in Humor
Two Grumpy Old Men Solve the Problem. Top Story - March 2026.
Marty and Steve were two grumpy old men who lived together. They had known each other for years. Marty had been a bachelor all his life. Steve said it was because no one could stand to ever live with him. Marty’s standard reply was “Well, you are, so what sort of a moron does that make you!”
By Calvin London8 days ago in Humor
Tatt~Master. Top Story - March 2026.
— Assembly Line Tatt Machine ~ Impressions to Impress — As I begin to understand more about the Tattoo Phenomenon. I've written silly, yet verbatim, dating site anecdotes in 'Frazzled.' So let me ask you: Would you be More attracted to someone slathered with tattoos, or Less?
By Jay Kantor11 days ago in Humor
Lady, Just Get Back in Your Car
I read this joke a couple of days ago on the internet. A man is driving his five-year-old to a friend's house. Suddenly, another car speeds in front and cuts them off. They almost have an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later, he realises the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says, "Too late, Douchebag."
By Calvin London12 days ago in Humor
