To The Groom
Lana V Lynx Unofficial Drabble Challenge
For those who don't know me, I'm Carley, and this toast is for the groom, Matt,or should I call him the wedding specialist, God knows he's been at the Department of Marriage License Bureau enough times, according to the lady who works there, fourteen times to be exact. This toast is also for Nicole, someone who finally got him to the alter, my hat's off to you, or should I say, my garter belt. Matt, you should recognize it from when you took it off me, when we were together. "Many Happy Years Together, if you last that long. Anyway,Cheers!
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Susan Payton
I love to write in every venue. I am 75 years old and try to make every day count,. I am learning a great deal about poetry on Vocal, and I am glad to be here.
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Comments (3)
Ouch, that stings! Great toast, Susan!
Ouch! That was brilliantly brutal! Perfect for the challenge!
Oh shit hahahahahahahahhaa! I love this!