Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

233 stories

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic Taco Bell Futurist 🌮 ☇ a sexy ♒ Aquarian oddball with an erratic brain↯🧠↯ author of comedy, poetry, sci fi, & horror.

I am shock therapy.⚡ Subscribing risks electrocution↯.

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Today's Bird- the Eastern Bluebird
~~🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🪶“I’m like a bird, I only fly away. I don’t know where my soul is. I don’t know where my home is.” — Nelly Furtado
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
I Will No Longer Be Available to Save the World ⚡🌎⚡
Beloved Colleagues (and those of you who get on my nerves), Don't judge me. I am hereby tendering my resignation and giving up my post as a superhero.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Journal
The Last Laugh
Let’s get something straight right from the outset, okay? I had no intention of killing Roy! I just wanted to make him stop laughing!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Horror
Today's Bird- the Purple Finch
~~🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🪶This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. "I would like to paint the way the world sings." -- Claude Monet they.... ________________
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Rest In Peace Our Princess
I knew it was past her time. Demetrious has had Princess since she was a puppy, since long before he and I met. He adored her. She was his princess.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Petlife
Today's Bird- the Yellow Warbler
~~🐦🐦‍⬛🪶This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. "I would like to paint the way the world sings." -- Claude Monet ________________~~
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Cedar Waxwing
~~🦉🐦🐦‍⬛🪶This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. “Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.” — Henry Van Dyke 🦅🕊️
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
This Happens Constantly
I lost it again! "You are the cat of the house! "Daisy! find my mouse!" ________________Bolt⚡ I guess this is why God created longhand. 🤷‍♂️
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Scarlet Tanager
~~🦉🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 ~This is my continuing daily series that explores the avian world one bird at a time. "I would like to paint the way the world sings." -- Claude Monet 🦅🕊️~~ __________
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- The Painted Bunting
~~🦉🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 ~"I would like to paint the way the world sings." -- Claude Monet 🦅🕊️~~ __________ A living rainbow only bright in second year
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Rose-Breasted Grosbeak
~~🦉🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 ~"I would like to paint the way the world sings." -- Claude Monet 🦅🕊️~~ __________ A foliage gleaner subdued mellow warbling
By Lightning Bolt ⚡9 months ago in Poets
Today's Bird- the Green Heron
~~🦉🐦🐦‍⬛🪶 ~This is my continuing daily series about the avaian world. “Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.” — Henry Van Dyke🦅🕊️~~
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Poets