Joe Patterson
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Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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Beulah’s Goodbye
Dear Grey Pony Lounge, It is with little regret that I have to inform you all that I am resigning from my position as head stripper after 50 years of working your poles. Now if you wanted me to explain why exactly it is that I am resigning after 50 long years, well I would need about 50 years to do such, so I’ll just go over a few key points.
By Joe Patterson9 months ago in Journal
Madré Love
Christal and Joe are in Christal’s jeep on their way to the Chinese restaurant Dragon Express to pick up a large order of wings. “Son you sure this place got good wings?” Christal asked. “Yeah mom-dukes I get em’ all the time” Joe responded. “That’s probably why yo butt gettin so big. That and all them fries you need to stop eatin’” Christal joked. “Well I told you I was goin on a diet” Joe replied. “When?” Christal asked sarcastically. “After we finish eatin’all this junk for the party today, oh yeah, and whatever leftovers we got for the rest of the week.”
By Joe Patterson10 months ago in Fiction
The Color of Family
Nicole and her adopted son Joe are on their way to the store to pick up some groceries for the weekend. “Child!” Nicole started strikingly. “Will you slow down before you get us a ticket?” “We ain’t gettin’ a ticket” Joe assured. “If one-time stops us and sees that my mama is Caucasian and tall they’ll let us go” he joked. “If that’s the case then you should let me drive” Nicole suggested. “Well if I did that we’d never get to the store on time, because you drive like Ms. Daisy” Joe replied sarcastically.
By Joe Patterson10 months ago in Fiction
