pinch and a punch for the first of the month
here's something sweet and spicy
5 bad jokes to share
that will make you think "that's cheesy"
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1. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
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2. Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?
Da Brie went everywhere!
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3. What do you call cheese without a cracker?
Crackalackin!
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4. Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced?
It had grater plans!
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5. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?
Gorgonzilla!
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What are some of your cheesiest jokes? 😜
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Ruby Red
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Becca
"Everything is so... flat." Denille said stupidly as she looked around her new neighborhood. She looked around at the muted desert where even the smallest sign of life seemed to have given up. The plant life was shrubs that were half cooked by the heat and where there should have been a lawn, a mess of white rocks laid glistening in the sun. Even the sky looked stretched thin, like the sun had ironed it smooth. She’d moved from Riverside, where at least there were hills, but here in Barstow, everything felt baked and brittle.
By Sara Wilsona day ago in Fiction
Comments (5)
Hahaha LoL! 😂
Great
Interesting piece
You got me - I laughed out loud.
I like that first line!