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Shit, It's Not Raining Men

For Rock's EDGY Challenge! Modern desire, empty apps, and the quiet comedy of being alone.

By Henrik HagelandPublished about 11 hours ago Updated about 11 hours ago 1 min read
Created on my prompt with ChatGPT March 2026

One more day

The tooth of time bites me

but Damn I bite back

.

What do I need time for

when the world is fighting

wait until I strike back

.

A friend or an Asshole

fuck it – that I know best

skin hunger gives me energy

.

Shit - It’s raining men

The Weather Girls got it wrong

the sky is clear here!

.

I miss and I long

Jesus Christ – it can’t be that hard

he must be somewhere

.

Certainly not on mainstream apps

dating in a new age

Banging without meaning

.

I look over the rim of my coffee cup

travel to the big city

let my eyes flash

.

A hot night on a stranger’s sheets

NSA and then home again

my faithful friend waits

.

The drumbeat of everyday life

app notifications without promises

my own lovable company

.

Holy Crap all of it

self-satisfaction works

the steam from my coffee is cold now.

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Author’s Note

This poem grew out of my own encounters with modern dating culture — the strange mix of desire, irony, and quiet loneliness that often hides behind glowing screens.

The swearing in the poem is intentional. Words like “damn”, “shit”, and “fuck” are not meant as provocation, but as small explosions of honesty in a world that often pretends intimacy is simple.

Between coffee cups, app notifications, and brief encounters, the poem tries to capture a familiar modern feeling: the search for warmth in a time where connection is easy to start, but harder to sustain.

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About the Creator

Henrik Hageland

A poet, a writer of feelings and hope. A Dane and inhibitant of the Earth thinking about what is to come.

A good story told or invented. Human all the way through.

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