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Mona in the Aisles

Grocery Shopping

By Mother CombsPublished 12 months ago โ€ข 1 min read
Image created by author using AI.

I was out running my weekly errands

Stopped at the last store for the day

Shopping for my favorite food brands

Keeping up with what Iโ€™d have to pay

I was walking down the produce aisle

Checking out the deals on potatoes

When glancing, I saw a familiar smile

Causing me to walk into the tomatoes

Slipping, I landed flat on my butt

I couldnโ€™t believe my luck

As she walked past, whispering Tut Tut

Carefully, I stand up in the muck

As I watch her walk regally away

Iโ€™m confident no one will believe me

If I tell them I saw Mona Lisa sashay

When I went to buy lemons for my tea

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Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

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  • Angie the Archivist ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿชถ10 months ago

    I believe you! ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ Mona Lisa would definitely sashay down the fruit and veg aisle, even in those sturdy shoes!

  • Grz Colm12 months ago

    Bahahaha, this was all good and amusing but I liked the tomatoes but a lot! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

  • Now, if you hadn't used AI for the picture above, we might have believed you, lol. Fun.

  • Caroline Craven12 months ago

    Iโ€™d love to meet the Mona Lisa in the aisle at schnucks! Great story!

  • Denise E Lindquist12 months ago

    This is great!! So is your art work!๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

  • Wonder what it will be like to really meet her, though! As Donna said, this piece is cute and humorous!

  • Mariana Busarova12 months ago

    really sweet ๐Ÿ˜˜

  • lol oh what wonderful poetry you made my day โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ†โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโ™ฆ๏ธโ™ฆ๏ธโ™ฆ๏ธ

  • JBaz12 months ago

    Lol, nice chuckle to close the day

  • Andrea Corwin 12 months ago

    hahaha a really fun one and great job on the photo!!

  • Awesomeness! Next thing you know, someone will be seeing Michelangelo's David at a car wash. โšก๐Ÿ’™โšก

  • Oooo, this seems like an awesomeeee story for the Absurd challenge, if you wanna expand it. Loved this!

  • Lamar Wiggins12 months ago

    Lol... You should have got a selfie with her, lol.

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